Some people go viral. Others go to hell. We spoke to Ivan (@yasscorrsett), known menace, about being a minority on Stan Twitter, why he was blocked by James Charles and the reason behind his hatred for Benson Boone.
Hello Ivan. Walk us through what went through your head when you saw a turtle dying and said ‘yass corset.’
I didn’t perceive the turtle as dying or dead. She looked snatched as hell and I had to make that known.
Do you think she ever made it out alive?
Now that I know the turtle was probably in pain or dying, I don’t think she did. But I see turtles a lot where I live and I think of her.
Do you regret naming yourself after a moment of terrorism?
No. If anything I regret having the same profile photo for 6 years. I’m stuck with this.
Do you plan on making an official book/guide on how to properly end?
100%. As of right now I actually have a Google doc made with a step by step guide on how to end. Way more in depth than my original short tweet. I’m looking for collaborators to add onto it, I’m not the only pro ender.
What’s your Roman Empire? But it has to be a tweet, not a historical event.
This….. the most embarrassing moment of my life. things will never be the same.
If you could suspend one person on Stan Twitter permanently, who is it and why?
That twitter user who gets off by being racist, xenophobic & sexist. And you know his tweets aren’t originally written by him if they aren’t at least one of those things. Idk “it’s” name but I think we know who it is.
What’s the secret behind your hatred for Chappell Roan, Tate McRae, and Benson Boone?
H*es fake. Everything Chappell does is performative. We all remember when she blurted out “and Palestine.” She don’t know what the hell she be saying. Tate McRae had to collab with a known racist for a hit and it was forgotten days later but her reputation was tarnished and it’ll continue to be. Benson Boone is basically another Harry Styles with the queer baiting, enough said with him.
How does it feel being one of the few straights allowed on Stan Twitter?
It’s strange. I’ve been on Stan Twitter for a while now and I’ve never met a straight person. I’m the minority and I feel isolated and alone all the time in this community.
What’s your favorite slur and how often do you use it?
Job or R**ard! I say both frequently as I have to drag the jobless individuals on Twitter and let them know they need a job. I occasionally call Poppy r**arded. Only him though, according to my DMs I apparently am r**arded too so I think I can say it.
Say something nice about Gracie Abrams. You have 3 seconds.
I like how she’s okay with sounding a mess.
What pop girl would you take a bullet for and which one would you leak an album?
I’d take a bullet for Ariana Grande. She can’t do no wrong. I would leak anybody’s album. Like anybody and everybody. I don’t think anyone’s off limits but Ariana and Addison Rae..
Has anyone ever DM’d you seriously thinking you were mentally unwell?
Yes… frequently. Particularly Gracie Abrams stans will message me asking if I suffer from bipolar or schizophrenia. It’s very sweet to see people care about my well-being but I don’t suffer from anything, this is just me…
And we love that for you. Have you ever been blocked by someone for a tweet you still think was funny?
James Charles blocked me for this in 2020…. He’s a loser. Like how did he even see this tweet he’s obsessed.
Rank your top 3 Stan Twitter GIFs.
The old man on stage staring, Alex Consani dancing at the table with the pitcher of lemon water, and any monkey gif.
Right. Any words of wisdom to share with the Khia Asylum readers?
I think we should all share our thoughts more on Twitter. Let everybody know everything. Say everything and anything. but do not be like Poppy.
