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1. Steven (@arianaunext / @grandeunext)

Steven replies with sickening speed from both accounts with a suspicious AI tone, and somehow does this while allegedly going to school. It’s been 6 years and a degree has yet to be seen. 

2. Tony (@bloodylikeabody)

Everyone hates Tony and he loves that for him. Got suspended, came back like nothing happened, and now he replies to everything like he’s trying to speedrun another ban. You’ll be talking about dinner and here comes Tony calling you broke and ugly.

3. Poppy (@imnotpopbase)

Starting race wars got boring so now he cosplays as a vegan activist with 2 likes and a dream. Every reply is a lawsuit in the making. He’s one tweet away from getting personally served by Ariana’s legal team.

4. Domiii (@chihiroloverr)

11.8k tweets in but still hasn’t broken 2k followers. They reply to every Pop Base tweet like it’s a 9-5. And even if nobody’s liking the replies, they still show up for that monthly $15 ad revenue from Twitter. 

5. Ryan (@ryanxcx13)

TMZ of Stan Twitter. Has been suspended more times than Azealia Banks and still comes back worse than before. NOTHING will stop Ryan from being in the replies. Not even Jazmine pulling up to his house. 

6. @HitsAndCharts

Actually sweet. Posts stats, minds their business, doesn’t beef. We need more of those.

7. Arianator’s Wildin (@arianatorswildt)

The goal is speed. They don’t try to make sense. They see the tweet, go cross eyed, and hit post. Half the time you’re not sure if it’s a reply or a keyboard smash. 

8. Buffys @buffys

You’ll scroll and suddenly see them thirsting over someone random. They goon in every reply like it’s a group chat and not a public post… Doesn’t matter who it is, SOMEONE is getting drooled over.

9. Fallin 4 U (@Simeyt2)

10k posts, and Pop Crave’s replies make up a disturbing percentage of them. This account is always there but no one is checking. 

10. Harry’s House (@harryshouse3)

Always dragging Nicki like their rent depends on it (it does). Even when the post has nothing to do with her, somehow she ends up in the crossfire. Posting about everybody but Harry Styles. 

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