1. Buffys (@buffys)
Known for: Asking dumba*s questions and getting 150k likes.
Buffys will ask, “What’s 1+1?” and the replies will be people cheering and trauma dumping. The algorithm is their coworker.
2. Ivan
Known for: Yass Corset tweet from 2020/Traumatizing TikTok.
Ivan saw a turtle CHOKING on plastic and said she was serving. He said it was camp. Been unserious ever since.
3. Poppy (@imnotpopbase)
Known for: Starting race wars on the timeline.
Poppy picks a random group to marginalize every two weeks and hits post. Then he waits. Doesn’t believe in peace, nuance, or dignity, just retweets. His entire career is built off being dragged in quote tweets and somehow surviving it. If there’s tension in the TL, he stirred it with a wooden spoon and walked away.
4. Eren (@erenfromtargets)
Known for: Recycling your tweets.
Eren will screenshot your tweet, crop your @, post it next week, then block you. Has been every internet archetype: sad, woke, bisexual, brazilian, swiftie. If you think you’ve read his tweets before, it’s because you wrote them.
5. YSLONIKA (@yslonika)
Known for: Being head Barb.
YSLONIKA tweets like Tokyo Toni and Wendy Williams had a child. She’s always in some celebrity mess she wasn’t invited to. If you’re famous and breathing, she has a screenshot, a theory, and a problem with you.
